THE SHIRTS ARE BACK IN STOCK!

Hooray for enlsaved Southeast Asian child labor! The Jap Ass shirt and the "Slant-tastic!" NBA-style logo shirt are now in stock. There's no better way to show your fanaticism for Paul Ogata than to buy and wear these shirts. Plus, imagine the memos you'll get on Casual Friday.

Buy one (or several) now using your credit card. Simply use PayPal to send your $20 (USD) for each shirt to paul@cyberstupid.com. Allow 2 weeks for shipping.

Seriously, start cashing in your 401(k) plans.